Bluey/Qoo - Stumpfest/Tradies/Trampoline

Stumpfest:

Bluey and Muffin apply make up to Lucky's dad.

Tradies:

Chippy is brushing his teeth when Cherry helps him do it in a rather cheeky way.

Trampoline:

Bluey bounces in and out of frame, but it's revealed that Bandit is throwing her high into the air and catching her when she falls back down.

Pinkie Pie & Little Cheese Go Christmas Shopping

Did you know?

The average person spends 19 hours Christmas shopping every year.

One day, Pinkie Pie and her daughter Little Cheese went into Manehatten to do some Christmas shopping. Little Cheese had a long list. She wanted a princess playset, a tiara, a ride on lion, some My Little Pony toys (not ones from G4, ones from G1 and G2 and G3), some G.I. Joe figures for her brother Ego Cheese - some Star Wars ones too - and lots of others. Pinkie Pie knew it was a long list, but they decided to go to the place where everypony goes to do their shopping every Christmas - List-O-Rama. Here, you could get anything that was on your list. First, Pinkie Pie brought Little Cheese everything she wanted this year while she played in the sot play section and the colourful ball pit. By that time, Little Cheese was waiting all this time for Pinkie Pie, and do you know how long it took?

That's right, 19 hours. Once the 19th hour began, Little Cheese began looking all around the aisles for her mum. Pinkie Pie looked all around for her daughter too. Then, in the distance, unbeknownst to Pinkie, Little Cheese saw someone that could take all her worries away. It was Santa! Santa told Little Cheese that despite the amount of things he could give her for Christmas this year, the best gift was the gift of family. Santa merged with Little Cheese by placing his hoof onto her's, and Little Cheese became a glowing yellow ball which came zooming back to her mum.

Meanwhile, Pinkie was frantically calling her husband Cheese Sandwich on her mobile phone, asking where Little Cheese is. Cheese told her not to worry, as she's probably playing with the other little fillies at Manehatten Central Park. Suddenly, Pinkie heard someone cry out "MUMMY!" and a yellow ball of light came flying towards her. With a POOF, the ball of light transformed into Little Cheese! Pinkie was so delighted and brought to tears by this event that she hugged her as if she could never let her go. Santa nodded his head, then disappeared in a wisp of snow. "Look, it's Father Christmas!" cried Little Cheese. "So it is," realised Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie was so happy to be reunited with Little Cheese, that she decided to have tea in the Manehatten Sweet Stuff Tea Room. They had tea sandwiches - cucumber for Pinkie and cheese for Little Cheese - chocolate cupcakes and steaming mugs of hot cocoa. It was the most delicious feast ever, and when they got home, Cheese Sandwich and his son Ego Cheese helped the rest of the Pie family to decorate the house and place all of Little and Ego Cheese's presents under the tree.

And by the time Christmas Day came, the whole family was filled with excitement as the Pies unwrapped their presents to see the toys they had been looking for. Although Pinkie shopped for 19 hours, it was good, because all her Christmas energy gave her enough time to relax and sit down with a good mince pie and a glass of Vimto (that's her favourite drink). "You know, Pinkie," said Cheese, "When it comes to Christmas shopping, you're a mum in a million." "Yay!" cheered Little and Ego Cheese. Cheese Sandwich was right - Pinkie Pie was the best mum EVER!

Me Announcing Bluey's Return On April 9th

ME: (on the TV screens) Everyone from Scream Street! Brisbane! Ponyville! Mollyvale! Plywood Forest! Lend me your ears! I am Sybil. And I am a girl. A little girl with some pretty big news.

ABC dropped the bombshell early. When ABC is gonna make a huge announcement tomorrow, they're going to talk about Bluey! Season 3 is back!

LUCKY'S DAD: WHAT?!

PINKIE PIE: Yay!

MARCO: Oh my god, what are we waiting for?!

ME: I know you don't want to believe it, but I have proof!

(I show the Season 3C teaser. Everyone starts screaming and yelling with joy.)

EVERYONE: Blu-ey's back! Blu-ey's back!

ME: And yet, she still has a good looking dad.

(All my friends laugh)

A Night With Our Pony Girls

The Stop Motion Lullaby

A petal falls off the tree and flies into a little town.

It lands gently into the river near a very special building.

It's Mackinnon & Saunders.

Let's go inside...

Glow in the dark stars are hanging from the walls.

Down in the storage room, all the stop motion puppet characters are asleep.

Primrose and Wilfred...

The Rubbadubbers...

Bob's machines...

Postman Pat and his black and white cat...

All of this becomes a wall frieze on Ian Mackinnon's wall.

I enter Factory Create.

In the staffroom, I see every one of Factory's characters fast asleep on the sofas, including Luke, Resus and Cleo.

I am in tears remembering...

Luke, Resus, Cleo and I are running in a flowery meadow, excitedly hugging each other.

I cover a warm duvet over my friends and kiss them one by one, then fall asleep with them and all their friends.

Zoonicorn HORROR!

WARNING: this post is not recommended for younger fans of Zoonicorns. Reader discretion is advised.

Odessa and Pancake are playing hide and seek when Pancake becomes afraid his Zoonicorn dolls are out to get him. Odessa hisses that the Zoonicorns will kill any bad children in their dreams, and Pancake scoffs it's just an old otter's tale. However, when he goes to sleep, he ends up in the Zooniverse, where he ends up having a picnic with Promi, Ene, Valeo and Aliel. However, some hummingbirds come by and start stinging him. The Zoonicorns reassure him it's only just pretend, while looking at each other with smirks on their faces. Pancake runs away and tries blue paint and water to reverse this, but the hummingbirds just peck at him and cause large blemishes to appear on his skin, including large lumps. He begins experiencing terrible itching, and the Zoonicorns try to cure it by cutting his blemishes off with carving knives, to which Pancake starts screaming in pain. The Zoonicorns then develop red eyes and all of them turn their stripes red. They glue the now bleeding Pancake to the ground and declare that once they kill ANYONE who has been in their territory, they will use the souls of any child to possess their lord and master. Promi raises up a large knife and...!

The next morning, Odessa visits Pancake's house to see if he wants to play, but the moment she steps into his bedroom, he sees blood all over the bed. He removes the sheets to reveal Pancake dead, bloodied and scarred, with his stomach and chest cut open and entrails spewing out. Odessa screams and reacts to the point of fainting, and Ene's horn glows blood red.

Norman Picklestripes - Mission Impossumble/Fur-Get About It Song Sequence Review

Mission Impossumble:

This is the story that featured the song that introduced loyal Factory fans and non-Factory fans alike to Plywood Forest, Norm and his gopher sidekicks. The sequence has it all: bear onesies, synchronised swimming, Betsy the skunk gassing a rooster to death, Norm putting an umbrella over a resident's house to save any plumberworks and stop it raining inside, and rounds of raisins and nuts flying all around our favourite handyman. Also, be sure to look out for any hidden goodies along the way throughout the rest of the episode, such as that dumb bat trying to cross the road with her shopping, but almost getting run over by Norm's caddyshack. Hasn't she known of the Green Cross Code?

Fur-Get About It:

In the second segment, all the residents of Plywood Forest start shedding their fur during the hot season, and Norm bursts into a song-and-dance about why animals shed fur. The song starts with bunches of fur chasing two mole tourists, then it revolves into a full furry frenzy: balls of shed fur rolling along the stage, tiny little fuzzballs with legs (Mini Kiss Cool, anyone?) and Norm and Blanche sitting atop the sun. I hope they don't get burnt! As the gophers push the furballs away, Norm is seen comforting a crying Blanche and telling her that shedding fur is nothing to be worried about. Such a comforting Broadway star! This is also the first time we see, on the TV screens, the 2D flash animated 'Super Rabbit', during the end, when the gang are having a movie night.

Zecora's Kingdom - Part 1

I wonder what Zecora was doing when she was absent during Part 1 of Twilight's Kingdom? Well, you're about to find out...

While hanging out with my mentor Zecora, I happen to find a mysterious key in her basement, which turns out to be a wooden carving of Princess Twilight Sparkle. I ask her what the wooden carving symbolises, to which she states:

"The wooden carving is the key

To lead to my immortality

I can withstand fire that burns

For someday, Tirek will return."

She then shows me a wooden box which she can place the wooden carving into so she can unleash her ultimate form. Zecora and I then drink a potion and travel back in time to the events of the classic My Little Pony adventure 'Rescue From Midnight Castle', where we witness Tirek transform helpless ponies into dark, evil creatures to pull his chariot. Scorpan and Spike were his servants! Oh no! However, in this reality, Scorpan killed Spike and spared his blood to one earth pony to save her friends, but luckily, he was resurrected with magic cream. Zecora tells me the magic cream is precious, and shouldn't be stolen at all cost.

Zecora places a CCTV camera into the cave where the Tree Of Harmony is, and sets up TV screens to watch the Mane 6 place their keys into the magical chest where their mystical power's supposed to be unveiled. As she watches, she decides to place her wooden carving into her magical box, and soon, a burst of rainbow light comes out, surrounding Zecora and turning her into a magical 'Rainbow Power' version of herself, with rainbow coloured stripes and a red, blue and yellow mane. I am so delighted by this, as she has also gotten herself a horn and some wings, so she's an alicorn zebra!

We fly out into the night to see to Tirek once and for all, but upon seeing him fight with Discord, he turns and drains all the magic out of Zecora, returning her to her original form. He then stomps onto Zecora, injuring her, and I run calling for help! All of the Mane 6 except Twilight gather round Zecora as she lies bandaged and bleeding in the hospital bed. The doctor tells me that in order to get Zecora better, she must find three ingredients from three pony communities - a snappet of a crystal building from the Crystal Empire, a rainbow from Cloudsdale and some apple cider from Appleloosa. Applejack scoffs at the fact that crystals, rainbows and cider aren't going to get Zecora better, but the doctor reveals himself to be a guard at Canterlot and orders me to go find what I'm meant to look for for the sake of Zecora, Equestria and most importantly the planet.

Telling Luke, Resus & Cleo Some Exciting Bluey News!

ME: Guys guys guys! Something exciting popped up on the ABC Kids Facebook page!

LUKE: Is it a boring new show?

RESUS: Is it a Vimto sponsorship? Not that ABC Kids contains any ads, I'm sure.

CLEO: Is Purple Ronnie on there?

ME: No, our favourite friend Bluey has a big announcement that'll be announced on Monday!

LUKE/RESUS/CLEO: Yeah! Woohoo!

LUKE: I knew Bluey would be back with an important announcement!

CLEO: But what if it's about the toys or the books?

RESUS: Or another call-out?

LUKE: Guys, calm down, let's check the Facebook page and see what it is, shall we?

https://www.facebook.com/ABCKidsCommunity/

ME: I see Bluey's writing a letter and is about to post it into a plastic mailbox!

CLEO: Does that mean...

RESUS: New episodes are finally coming?

ME: Erm...you bet they are?

ALL OF US: Hmmmmmm....

Juniors

I know, you meet up with this boring disclaimer every time you go onto a page, but I just thought I'd give you guys a tour of other hair salons in celebration of my pamper day. First up is Juniors, with colourful shampoos, toys, DVDs, lollipops and biscuits! Imagine if I went there as a toddler....

https://www.juniorshair.com/index.php

Lion Toothbrush!

Just because I brushed my teeth to get the butter smell away from around my lips, I thought I'd show you this.

Rip Their Heads Off & Suck Their Guts Out!

Bandit's Baby Race

In Baby Race, while Chilli was helping Bluey learn and develop, Bandit was having trouble sorting out her play table and baby harness. So, who's going to step in and help?

Him! My Uncle Niles of course! He has lots of experiences with me as a baby, and always knows how to make me and my sister Cleo laugh.

As for Snickers, I've been friends with him ever since I've been to that mother & baby group. I couldn't help wandering off to explore while owner Crystal was teaching the other mothers and babies sign language or nursery rhymes, but I'd roll around in the crawling tunnel or roll a ball about, distracting Bluey and the other babies. Snickers' mum cared for him and helped him run his own race: feeding him, bathing him, reading him bedtime stories, singing lullabies and nursery rhymes, playing with his toys and even changing his stinky green nappy! Don't worry, she'll wash it, she has lots of natural nappies, because people are saving the environment these days.

Oh and also, because his ears are long, Snickers fiddles with them most of the time. Fidgeting is very good for your health.