Too Many In Bed

Oh my god! There's too many in my bed! Settling down to sleep on a cold Winter's night, I discover Furaha and Orko want a bed for the night, so they creep in with me. But then many others respond to my call of sleep - Ginger Snap, Snarf, Rex The Runt, Wendy, Bad Bob and Vince! But too much proves to be a tiring night for me, and I ask Orko to make the bed a bit bigger for us all.

Dinner Time....

...and this is the video that always makes me hungry at dinner time!

Butch & The Flying Piggies

The day after getting two squeaky chickens and a pig for Christmas, Butch the Golden Retriever falls asleep and drifts into a dream. He finds himself on a wacky, colourful farm where pigs fly and chickens walk like toddlers.

14,000 Things For Furaha & Orko To Do

What would YOU like Furaha and Orko to do in your stories?

Once Upon A ZZZZZZ (My Version)

My version of Maddie Frost's hilarious book, which sees my friend Sarah take over writing duties when I fall asleep during a day I was supposed to go out.

14,000 Things To Be Happy About (My Version)

My own version of Barbara Ann Kipfer's book.

Lil' Biscuit

When toddler Furaha kneads The duvet during Orko's nap, he realises Furaha's 'making biscuits' and pretends to eat what she's 'made'. He then tickles her and tries kneading himself, resulting in pretending to eat Furaha like a biscuit.

Sunlight

Furaha and Orko play in a sunlit valley, where they hide from each other and gaze at their reflections in the smooth water of the pond.

Sybil's Tales: Ski Lift Ambience

Sit back, relax and watch as the ski lift takes your favourite characters along.

Dawn Through Your Eyes

Furaha, Orko and Optimus Prime live in a beautiful forest by themselves, living peacefully in nature.

Holiday Videos

Toonami's March-April 2003 Lineup

Comfy white sheets

Danimals yogurt

Cream the Rabbit being on Santa's good list.

Orko seeing toddler Furaha 'making biscuits' on the duvet and pretending to eat them.

Bluey: The Videogame Review

She is free to roam. She trashes her whole house up. She's Bluey, the most adored pup in Australia. In this easy video game, you can either play as Bluey, Bingo, Bandit or Chilli as you try to piece together a map that Bandit hid away a long time ago when he was a kid - okay, maybe the '80s. You become so immersed in the gameplay that you instantly forget about what you're supposed to be doing for one minute to let your character indulge in games from the show like Keepy Uppy and Floor Is Lava. During little breaks in the Heeler home, even when they are wearing their hats, you can let Bluey or one of her family trash up the house by moving things here and there, collecting items from the house to place into your sticker book and sometimes jumping literally up the banisters. It really is too dangerous.

And I rank this game a 10/10.

So This Is Christmas (Day)...

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I've had a lovely morning! Mylo got the most presents, which are squeaky piggies and chickens, while Grandma got some cardigans and jumpers, and I got a Nintendo Switch - yep, the game console that's advertised on kids' TV all da time - alongside two games: Super Mario 3D All Stars and Bluey: The Video Game. Imagine if Bluey were an Italian plumber, eh? That would be really weird!

Now, I also got a chocolate reindeer, but since this is Christmas I scoffed the whole lot down, followed by a nice cool glass of fresh milk. See you until tomorrow, diet! Anyway, Mum said she wasn't going to give me an Amazon gift card, but she did - and it was a surprise! And look at all the glamorous, glitzy, magical, non-Disney-woke-style gifts I got!

• Notebooks
• Day To Page Calendar
• The Boy Whose Wishes Came True (Imagine that, all your wishes - coming true! Wow!)
• Robbie The Reindeer on DVD
• Lilo & Stitch Shower Set
• Mickey Mouse soft toy
• So...? Body Mist
• Unicorn Perfume
• Escentuals Body Mist

Now, let's see what Horrid Henry got in my Christmas tradition of a book, the fourth and final story where Dad keeps screaming at everyone to shut up while he's cooking.... £15, a huge tin of chocolates, five more knights for his army, a subscription to Gross Out Fan Club aaaaaand a Terminator Gladiator trident.

Tough luck, Henry, maybe next year.