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Wednesday, 25 October 2023

Vortex: A Me, You, And...Legend

  • Vortex - a boundaryless, natural place for lion cubs without parents. Consists of mountains, deserts, beaches, jungles, forests, grasslands and lots of space to run around.

  • When parents die, a portal appears before the cub whose carers have been deceased.

  • They enter it into Vortex.

  • Furaha, Orko and Optimus Prime (Armada) live in Vortex.

  • They may be friends, but inside, they are family.

  • Furaha’s mother was killed by her abusive father, who kicked her out of the family.

  • She found a portal which lead to Vortex, but her memory was wiped clean as a result.

  • Orko was abused by Man-At-Arms and other members of Eternia, but a portal opened up before him and he entered through to Vortex.

  • Optimus Prime was exiled from Cybertron by Megatron and his own men, so he entered into Vortex too.

  • The three friends love playing together every day.

  • Furaha and Orko play together under Optimus’ watchful eye.

  • They climb trees.

  • They swim in the lake.

  • They shelter from the rain.

  • They lie down and watch the clouds in the sky.

  • They snuggle into the long grass and relax together.

  • They always have each other.

  • One day, Furaha and Orko are swinging on tree branches.

  • Orko bets Furaha can climb higher than him.

  • Furaha playfully accepts that bet.

  • The two climb for all they’re worth, with Furaha getting more stealth in climbing than Orko.

  • She knocks Orko out of the tree when she almost reaches the top, and is shocked to see Orko hurt.

  • Orko starts to have painful memories of He Man throwing him off a cliff and him almost dying because he was of no use to Eternians.

  • Furaha and Optimus run to their friend.

  • Orko begins crying and explaining it all.

  • Furaha comforts Orko and reassures him that his memory might be wiped clean the moment he stepped through the portal.

  • Orko doesn’t want to tell all.

  • Optimus takes Furaha and Orko to a grand tree in the middle of the forest nearby.

  • He explains that deep within the branches, there’s a sign that he will soon forget about his horrid memories with He Man and feel for himself.

  • Some dried up gourds hang off this beautiful, leafy green tree.

  • Optimus picks one gourd and cracks it, revealing blue, sticky liquid.

  • He paints himself on the bark of the tree.

  • Furaha paints herself, and Orko paints himself.

  • Optimus draws lines connecting him and his friends, and explains that they are connected in a bloodless family tree.

  • Furaha and Orko have yet to understand the phrase ‘not linked by blood’.

  • Furaha and Orko play around the tree while Optimus watches.

  • They climb up the trunk and swing from the branches together.

  • They eat apples produced from Orko’s sleeve.

  • They hide around the tree and try to find each other.

  • As Optimus rests near the tree, Furaha and Orko sneak up behind their friend and leap onto him, causing him to laugh and chase them around the tree.

  • The next day, Orko lies in the middle of the grasslands, watching an eagle fly overhead.

  • A bad memory almost comes to him, and he tries to shake it off.

  • Orko peers through the grass while lying on his tummy and sees a pride of lion cubs playing and pouncing nearby.

  • Orko is charmed, but is unaware that Furaha is prowling behind him, practising her hunting skills.

  • Furaha leaps!

  • She pounces onto Orko!

  • The two laugh, and at once Orko is cured of his bad memories.

  • Furaha tickles Orko.

  • Orko tickles her back.

  • Furaha and Orko run into a meadow of fresh green grass and play together, as the wind blows and shadows of the clouds move over the grass.

  • Optimus watches over them.

  • Furaha calls for him to join them.

  • Optimus nearly thinks back to being exiled by his own men.

  • Furaha reassures Optimus that he doesn’t have to think about it anymore, and she knows what he wants from his little friends.

  • Optimus thinks for a moment, then grabs Furaha in his arms and hugs her.

  • Orko cheers Optimus.

  • Optimus runs to join Furaha and Orko in their game.

  • They roll down steep hills.

  • The hills are so steep in fact that Optimus has to carry Furaha on his shoulders must her little legs hurt. Orko can float.

  • The friends enjoy rolling down hills so much!

  • Furaha and Orko run with the shadows of the clouds, but Optimus grabs them and they land on the grass, laughing.

  • That night, Furaha, Orko and Optimus lie head to head on the grass and look up at the beautiful night sky.

Tuesday, 24 October 2023

Gorgeous: A 我、ä½ 、還有…Tale

  • Royal Palace - A majestic Japanese/Chinese building with red roofs and golden walls. Grand red doors.

  • Palace Playroom - Like a mixture of the Hyakuya Orphanage from ‘Seraph To The End’ and Wanchai’s 7X Smarter Playroom. Red walls, cushions, pillows and duvets in the corner, and toys neatly put on the shelves. The bulletin board - motivational messages and cute images.

  • Orko and toddler Furaha.

  • Playing in the playroom.

  • Furaha pushes a wagon along the room containing a doll and a teddy bear.

  • Orko helps her along.

  • Furaha gets them to the giant train drawing that is painted on the windows of the playroom.

  • Orko gets out a dinosaur soft toy and challenges Furaha to a ‘fight’.

  • Furaha gets out a monkey, and the two begin playfully duelling with their toys.

  • Turns into a chase around the playroom. Furaha chases Orko while the two laugh crazily.

  • Furaha pounces onto Orko. The two laugh in exhaustion.

  • Furaha decides to play on the rocking horse.

  • Orko sings a Chinese-language rendition of ‘Horsey Horsey’.

  • Furaha rocks too fast and is sent flying.

  • She lands onto the pillows and cushions just before Orko could catch her. She laughs in joy.

  • Orko takes Furaha onto his unseen knees and gives her a ride, trotting, then cantering, then galloping like a horse.

  • He then cuddles her, then tickles her tummy, causing her to laugh.

  • Furaha and Orko look out the window.

  • It is snowing outside.

  • It is the perfect time to relax in the onsen in the palace gardens.

  • Just in time - Mushu enters and asks if they want to join the other students in the onsen.

  • “Yes master!”

  • Furaha agrees by nodding and clapping in delight.

  • It is warm outside in the onsen, while the snow blows around everyone.

  • Onsen in palace gardens - similar to or inspired by Yufuin Onsen in Japan. Warm water, even amongst the snow.

  • Mushu’s students - Jetfire, Tenderheart Bear, Hack, Slash, Timon, Pumbaa, Shaggy and Scooby Doo - are all relaxing and enjoying themselves in the water, while soothing Chinese music plays faintly far away.

  • Furaha and Orko enter the water and feel warm amongst the snow.

  • Orko teaches little Furaha how to swim.

  • Furaha swims towards Scooby Doo, who scoops her up in his arms.

  • All the students gather to adore Furaha as Orko watches proudly.

  • Timon offers Furaha a bowl of grub he and Pumbaa were saving as their onsen snacks.

  • Timon feeds Furaha some grub as if she was a baby again.

  • She swallows and reacts with her tongue hanging out, which causes all the students to say “Aaaaaawwww.” in appreciation.

  • Later, the students continue relaxing.

  • Furaha and Orko are lying head to tip-of-hat in the middle of the onsen.

  • Furaha has an idea.

  • While Orko is relaxing, she swims up to him and splashes him.

  • Orko splashes her back.

  • The two splash each other, laughing in joy.

  • Suddenly, Furaha swims to the edge of the onsen.

  • Visible and clear in the fog - a house with smoke pouring out of its chimney.

  • Orko teaches Furaha that the smoke within this house comes from the deceased dragons that used to roam China in the past, and those are what gave his friends the courage to enter Mushu’s palace and learn martial arts for….reasons.

  • Furaha giggles at the term ‘martial arts for…reasons’.

  • Furaha and Orko watch the smoke coming from the chimney and try to guess which shapes the smoke makes.

  • Furaha uses her onsen towel as a scarf.

  • This makes Orko laugh.

  • Furaha sprinkles snow from the side of the onsen onto Slash’s head.

  • Slash shivers from the cold, and Hack laughs with him.

  • Furaha suddenly notices a tree near the onsen.

  • The onsen tree - grand, beautiful, covered in snow.

Let's Be Friends

  • Orko

  • Lives alone in a Crystal Palace.

  • Does all the cooking, cleaning and housework.

  • Has time to relax.

  • Is really lonely.

  • Wishes for someone to keep him company and be his friend.

  • Rainy day near the palace.

  • Orko hears knocking on the front door.

  • Runs to answer.

  • Sees no one but a basket containing a beautiful baby lioness cub.

  • Sees note telling him to look after the lioness cub.

  • Takes the cub indoors.

  • Dries her and gives her a bottle of warm milk.

  • Names her Furaha.

  • Tucks her into his bed and snuggles to sleep with her.

  • First section: baby Furaha.

  • Baby Furaha crawls all over Orko to wake him up.

  • Breakfast - Orko sits next to Furaha to spoon porridge into her little mouth.

  • Go outside for fresh air.

  • Play with leaves and butterflies.

  • Orko blows bubbles in a field of long grass to entertain baby Furaha.

  • Orko and Furaha lie in the grass and look up at the clouds in the sky.

  • Orko takes baby Furaha to the stream.

  • Orko dangles Furaha over the stream, where she can wiggle her toes in the water.

  • Orko turns his hand into a fish, makes it swim along beside Furaha and tickle her.

  • Return home to the palace.

  • Furaha sits on Orko’s lap.

  • Orko tells little Furaha stories and sings her songs.

  • Relaxation room - quiet room filled with pillows, cushions, duvets and soft toys.

  • Orko searches for Furaha among his soft toys.

  • Orko finds Furaha among his toys and cuddles her.

  • During dinner, Orko gives Furaha a bottle of milk after her porridge.

  • Crystal bathroom - crystal bath, sink and toilet, walls decorated with glow in the dark stars and moons.

  • Orko and Furaha share a bath together, play with a yellow rubber duck, hide among the foamy bubbles and count all the stars and moons on the wall.

  • Orko uses his magic to make illusive images of whales, stars and pirate ships appear and float around the room before Furaha.

  • Drying themselves after bath - Orko spins to get himself dry, then helps Furaha dry all her important little places - her toes, ears, fingers, underarms, sides and legs - with a soft, fluffy towel.

  • Quiet time - Furaha and Orko go into the attic upstairs.

  • Attic - empty and beautiful and ethereal, with a dome ceiling with a glass window so Furaha and Orko can see the stars in the sky.

  • Orko shows Furaha the stars in the sky and counts how many there are until they get tired.

  • Orko takes baby Furaha to bed and comfortably settles down with her to a peaceful night’s sleep.

  • Section 2: toddler Furaha.

Monday, 16 October 2023

Give The Dog A Walk

Today's a day for going to the vet 'cause today is full of chaos, la-la-la-la-la la la-la! First we went to the vet and Mylo was especially obedient for her, and I also saw an orange dog coming out of the vet. Then we went to Skelbo Woods - OH THE HORROR! THE HORROR! When I went with my school, my legs hurt like crazy. Not this time. Mum and I walked Mylo while we talked about Once Upon A Studio and Shrek and such. It didn't help when Mum yelled at me to fetch the car keys from the door.

Please, don't let a chaotic day waste your creative spirit away.
A message from the Chaotic Households Association Of Scotland.

Fancy That, It's Dipsy's Hat!

Presenting the Teletubbies Favourite Things VHS, with my new favourite segment in the entire video! It may be a relaxing show for toddlers, but my new favourite segment in the entire video tape is a poem about Dipsy's hat read by the narrator, with Dipsy walking around Teletubbyland with his hat on. Throughout the whole segment, the narrator tells us that if we were to have a hat like Dipsy's, we'd be walking proudly too. Also, bizarre things occur to Dipsy's hat, such as it jumping high in the air and bows and flowers covering it. Oh, Ragdoll. You always know how to make toddlers laugh!

Sunday, 15 October 2023

Pizza According To My Dog

Creative hooman go out for pizza. PIZZA! First she and stricc support worker search for nite lite. Try many shops but fail. Creative hooman got skinny hot coocoo. They try second Oldy store. Find nite lite. Creative hooman happ. Go to glitzy place once a month. Creative hooman decide visit Smeeth's. Wants Mah Lil Ponee. Change mind now. Wants Sleeping Peechu and Adoptive Doggo. I hope I not get jealous! At last they reach pizza. Creative hooman made healthy choice. Peesa, cheeps and cooke. Creative hooman tell stricc support worker about groon up Caylow cartoons. Caylow eat pizza, then get hart attack and die. Creative hooman enjoy pizza. Creative hooman enjoy nite lite - and He Man - at home.

Saturday, 14 October 2023

Tired Of Waiting For Orko's Safer '80s Adventures In Eternia, An Example Of 2002 Orko's New Life With His Lion Family?

Well they're here!
Get that little wizard while he's hot.

All Together Now

I've seen it a few times, but the advert seems weird to me, basically because Barney is in there alongside a bunch of BBC Children's characters such as the Teletubbies and the Tweenies.