LAST TIME ON CLANGERS: Tiny and Small were absent due to my magic.
And now, the next thrilling adventure in the life of the Clangers!
I'm Tiny Clanger in CBeebies' Clangers personality test!
Anyway, we head to the Clangers' planet as always, with Major working in his workshop as the three eager Froglets watch. One Froglet finds his missing wrench. Another Froglet points out Major's horn thing, which doesn't fit into his latest invention...until a Froglet gives him Moonflower oil. Major gives each Froglet a special medal, and they rush off to tell....MORE FROGLETS?! We came all the way for THIS?! Perhaps these Froglets have mental disorders like dyslexia or autism (like me) or down syndrome.
Later, Tiny and Small return (AT LAST!) and the Froglets proudly show my two friends their medals, and allow them to share in a game of Cotton Ball. The disabled Froglets appear and are still jealous over all the attention the Froglets are getting.
The Froglets visit Granny Clanger for a story...then the disabled Froglets appear with timid looks on their faces. All the Froglets look timid, and I have to say they're extremely cute when they're shy. Tiny looks in Granny's wool cupboard and gives each Froglet a ball of wool. Granny does her magic, knitting all the way until she makes three knitted rosettes just for the disabled.
The disabled Froglets show the other Froglets, and oh my god, the Froglets stand off until my two friends arrive and are blocked in their path by those meddlin' Froglets.
The Clangers crave soup, but medals and rosettes aren't a Froglet's thing, so when Tiny and Small return, they lead the Froglets back to Granny and Major. I know, they're known for smiling all the time, like the Haahoos, but it seems like Granny and Major had a fight, so the Froglets complain and shake off their rewards and they become normal Froglets. Six normal Froglets and a group nose kiss from the Clangers. Sweet, ain't it?
Six little Froglets all in a row,
Each deserves a medal and BOOM! Here they blow!
I don't mean the Froglets had exploded. They're still alive, but Froglets aren't equipped with bombs. I must say, if the Clangers' planet were armed with explosives, the Clangers would be sent flying off into space. Don't worry, it's still safe from terrorists, and so are my friends Tiny and Small.
Goodnight, Tiny. Goodnight, Small.
Goodnight to you too, Froglets.
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