Wednesday, 2 October 2024
Imaginary Journal - Shallow Leader
My time in the rainforest with Optimus and Orko is so quiet and relaxing. I feel happy whenever Optimus takes me and Orko to the river, where he relaxes while Orko and I play together in the water. Our laughter and shrieks of joy echo through the forest as Optimus chuckles at our antics. It’s so relaxing…
Love,
Furaha.
Imaginary Journal - Mother & Child
The dawn of man has to be the most relaxing and wild time to be alive…except for when your older brother Virgil wants to cook and eat you alive. As a baby, Penelope, Parker and I went on a journey to a place in our African paradise where all three of us can be safe. I grew up in that place wild and free, playing with Penelope in the safety of the grasslands. However, back home, the other members of the troop have turned against Virgil and eaten him alive, while Jeff, Tin Tin and Brains went on a search to find us. Now, as you may know, puppets don’t eat each other alive. Not here, guys, the Tracy brothers are cannibals!
Tuesday, 1 October 2024
In The Fog: Child's Play - A List
Unfortunately, I can't show you my latest imaginary journal entry, because it's too raunchy for some of the kids visiting. In the meantime, have you guys ever watched School Live? Well, in this story, Lady Penelope and I find ourselves as the last people on earth after everyone else mysteriously vanishes. Well, at least we've got the whole place to ourselves.....right?
Penelope and I share biscuits under the bandstand and I let my big sister cuddle Pink Teddy
The mentioning of Timberwolves from My Little Pony, as well as bears and wolves
Penelope and I search for Poppy and Dusty in their cottage, only to discover they’ve vanished completely, as well as Rose, Buttercup and Pipkin in their little nursery
Penelope and I sit by the edge of the water and gaze at our reflections, feeling a bit lonely and chatting about how things would be much friendlier if Bluey and Bingo were here
Lady Penelope and I row to Tracy Island in a little boat. A storm takes us there, and once we search around the island for everyone, especially Brains, Grandma Tracy, Tin Tin and Jeff, we find everyone gone and all the Thunderbirds vehicles covered in dust and cobwebs. Later, we lie on the sand and relax in the fog, with me curled up and crying over how I lost my friends Brains and Tin Tin for good and always.
Lady Penelope and I explore the park by ourselves, partaking in conversations about where everyone has gone.
We go to Kipper’s house to search for him, only to find him and his tiny roommate Mouse gone as well, and only his toys remaining.
Lady Penelope hugs me as I cry over the loss of all my friends.
Imaginary Journal - Poke-Pocalypse
Today is the day I witnessed the extinction of all the Pokemon in the world. Mew and Mewtwo were the first to be wiped out - they dissolved into dust, and I swear Mew could hear the ringing of a baby's wail in his little ears before he died. Then the sandstorm came and wiped out Pikachu before Ash could save him.
The next moment, all Pokemon are human newborns....
The Priest's Daughter & The Country Girl: What I Want To Happen
What'll happen in The Priest's Daughter? Read this list while enjoying the opening theme of Gerry Anderson's The Secret Service!
Penelope not going to school, but instead going to Sunday school every week
Parker being my father, and also a father to Bluey, Bingo, Lucky and Oink
Penelope’s favourite pastime is going for walks in the forest to pick berries and collect honey for her father’s honey crumbles and blueberry pies.
Me and Penelope met by chance at the market in town, only for our fathers to drag us away kicking and screaming.
I break my leg and Penelope saves my life by phoning the cottage hospital.
I spend a few days in the cottage hospital, and Penelope refuses to return to church to determine her loyalty towards me.
Father Stanley Unwin raises Penelope as a baby in church and makes her a loyal Christian
Penelope is a good friend to the animals who live in the forest, especially the deer and the rabbits.
Penelope reads from the bible every night to get herself to sleep.
Father Stanley Unwin doesn’t talk to her daughter the moment she befriends me, as he believes it is all a sin and that it’ll mean she’ll be punished.
Penelope goes to sleep one night listening to the choral music in the courtyard, and is moved to tears as she thinks about me and how I’m doing in the hospital.
Monday, 30 September 2024
Sunday, 29 September 2024
Quiet Youtube Videos For When I'm In The Blue Zone
What you have seen above this text is one of the many videos I can turn to when I'm in the Blue Zone, or the Purple Zone. It talks about old children's programming, including of course The Singing Ringing Tree, which was forced onto Channel 4's 100 Greatest Scary Moments show to detest its mockery of how scary it is...WELL IT IS NOT! And here are a few other videos I can turn to when I'm in the Blue Zone, and you should see them too!
Twilight The Unicorn
Simon’s Cat Lofi
Pokemon & Winnie The Pooh ASMR Videos
Charlie The Unicorn (original)
Old Annoying Orange episodes (from when the characters were quiet)
Mr Men episodes
Weetabix ‘Stingray’ advert
Thunderbirds-themed adverts for DVLA & Kitkat
Too Cute from Animal Planet
Gerry Anderson Primer
Putumayo World Music
Space Police
Defrosted ASMR
100 Greatest Cartoons
BBC’s chilled out I Love The ‘80s series
Children’s TV On Trial
From Andy Pandy To Zebedee
Thunderbirds clips
Angola
Asukusi
The ‘Blue Zone’ video starring Pikachu, Duggee, Snoopy, etc..
BBC Children’s Magazines advert
Dick Spanner
100 Greatest Kids’ TV Shows
MLP-Themed ASMR Videos
Savage Veggies videos
Sylvanian Families old ‘storytelling’ adverts
And here, my friends, is another one.
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