Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie are white, rainbow-coloured and funfetti.
Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy and Applejack are all chocolate! Now that's a website you're going onto this minute!
Monday, 20 February 2023
My Little Pony: The Movie Books
I've taken up reading! It's a new favourite hobby of mine. I don't just love joke books and Scream Street books - I like any kind of books. Thick books, thin books, books that climb on rocks - any kind, really. And you should check out the My Little Pony movie books reviewed by this mum whose kids are named after characters from Winnie The Pooh!
Sunday, 19 February 2023
My Little Pony: Friendship Run
The Friendship Run is lots of fun,
Take it from My Little Pony
By yourself or with a friend
Be together 'til the end!
Avoid the bad guys and vicious snakes
Run around the trees and take no breaks
You have to win at any kind,
My Little Pony is a state of mind
The Friendship Run is lots of fun
Take it from My Little Pony!
Saturday, 18 February 2023
Becky & The Chocolate Fountain
It was a special day at the local cinema. Strange Hill was premiering two episodes, and everyone, bloggers, families and characters from CBBC - were invited. Mitchell, Becky and Templeton did nothing special, they just sold special Strange Hill High popcorn buckets. I mean, they were awesome, what with the main trio on it, but Mitchell and his gang never did anything exciting, aside from when they were fighting toilet knights and messing around with the school clock on TV. In real life, nothing intoxicating EVER happened to them.
“This is boring,” said Mitchell, “All we ever get to do is sell popcorn and admire our promotional images or cardboard cutouts of ourselves.” Templeton was already talking to himself - or rather, his cardboard cutout self. “Hello, you must be Templeton. I’m Templeton.” Becky groaned. “Yes, popcorn is boring. They taste of cardboard.” “Wait!” cried Mitchell, “Throughout this whole Strange Hill High sneak peek day, in one of the clips I asked for popcorn.” “That was when we were trapped inside that health and safety video,” reprimanded Becky, “If it were all Dora The Explorer then we wouldn’t have a narrator talking to us.” “Tell me about it. You should see what happened next door on CBeebies. Thousands of mums called in to say that Waybuloo had a wisecracking narrator that ruined the charm of the show!”
Becky wasn’t listening. She was thinking about all the moments when she shone in the series, such as when she sung about knowing if people were stuck in a dream. At once the first thought that came into her head was blurted aloud. “Ice cream head!” she cried, and all the cinemagoers stopped and stared at her. Becky immediately felt guilty. “Okay, maybe I should just…go,” she said, and she dashed under a white cloth laiden over something hard. She began to feel worried that what she said might get her into trouble, fire her from the cinema and even get her banned from CBBC for good.
Suddenly, Becky smelt something. A delicious, chocolatey smell. Becky peered out from under the table, and looked up. Something brown and melty was standing in pride of place in the middle of the table. She crawled out, got onto her feet and investigated what it was. It was a whole table, laiden with cakes and chocolates and sausage rolls and drinks. And in the middle of it was the most glamorous chocolate fountain you’ve ever seen. Becky drooled! “I’m in chocolate heaven!” she cried, and dashed over to the fountain to get a better look. She dipped her finger into the luxurious melty chocolate and tasted it. Mmmmm, not bad, she thought. She then rolled up her sleeve, dipped her hand into the chocolate and licked like mad. At once, just like a rat who tried a strawberry and a piece of cheese together, thoughts of excitement filled Becky’s head.
Fireworks going off in the night sky. Bubbles popping. A teddy bear exploding, sending stuffing everywhere. Then Becky snapped out of it, noticing a chocolate cake by the fountain. Using a plastic pink knife, she cut a big slice out of the cake and dipped it into the chocolate fountain. She tasted it. “Mmmmmmm!!” she cried. It tasted even better when dipped in chocolate fondue! She shuffled under the table and began to eat the slice by herself, while sounds of Mitchell calling “Popcorn! Popcorn! Come and get your popcorn in time for the - ooh, a chocolate fountain!” Wait, what?!
Mitchell went to inspect the chocolate fountain. Oh boy, did it look great. And when Mitchell tasted it, boy did it taste this luxurious! Mitchell took a sausage roll from the plate and dipped it into the fondue. “Ooh, yum!” he cried as he tasted it. It was the most funnest combination ever.
“Funnest isn’t even a word! Where did you get it from anyway?”
Er…Brother Bear: The PC Game?
“I’ll let you off.”
Mitchell took three more sausage rolls and ate them all up as he made his way back to the special Strange Hill High popcorn kiosk.
A few seconds later, Templeton inspected the chocolate fountain. He was very curious about the fountain, and took out some chips that were still left freshly cooked. He dipped them into the fountain one by one and ate them. They were yummy. So yummy in fact that Templeton took a straw and sucked a little bit of chocolate fondue out of the fountain, then burped! UUUUUURRRRRP! “Excuse me,” said Templeton, “Got a bit of indigestion trouble. Got to go and take my pills!” So Templeton went off to take his indigestion pills, because we all know what happens when Templeton eats potatoes and chocolate together, don’t we?!
Mr Abercrombie was coming out of the cinema after going to the toilet and into the lobby, when he saw the chocolate fountain up ahead. “Oooh yes!” he shouted and he dashed towards it. He took a packet of chocolate biscuits from his pocket and dipped one into the fountain. CRUNCH! Mr Abercrombie had never felt a biscuit taste this good before. “I could use one of these on a day off from school. The way I talked to Mitchell about his old school in episode 3 was quite boring.”
“WHAT?!” Mitchell overheard and stormed up to Mr Abercrombie in disgust. “Did you say my old school?” he said in a low voice. Mr Abercrombie dropped his packet of biscuits onto the floor. “Er…no!” he whimpered. “You did! I heard you!” And with that, Mitchell tackled Mr Abercrombie to the ground, wrestling with him and fighting with him like he joined WWE or something. A crowd of onlookers gathered to see what all the commotion was about, and began chanting “Mitchell Tanner! Mitchell Tanner!” as Mitchell fought for his right like never before.
Under the table, Becky heard the loud noises and lay down, huddled in a little heap on the floor. “Mitchell knew I’ve been to the chocolate fountain,” she whimpered, “And now he wants to fight people as a result! What will become of Mitchell now?” Becky began to cry hard. Her tears soaked into the chocolate stains all around her mouth as she tried to lick off the mess all around her mouth. Becky began to feel gullible - what if the chocolate fountain causes fights at the lobby? What if it causes disruptive violence? What if…it causes the end of Strange Hill High?
A theatre employee saw Mitchell fighting with Mr Abercrombie and tried to break them up. Upon seeing this, the crowd booed and blew raspberries at the manager. “No booing in this cinema, please, everyone out for causing disruptive behaviour. Now, Mitchell, get your friends and leave. This is no place to be broadcasting Strange Hill High now. From now on, screenings of the series are banned. All banned!” So Mitchell gathered Templeton and Becky and went off down the road to the park, where they sat together as it started to rain. The rain washed away the chocolate mess round Becky’s mouth and caused it to flow in a little river towards the drain.
It eventually made its way into the sewer, past one of those creepy giant worms and towards a hissing, spitting alligator monster, who saw the chocolatey mess and grumbled, “I was going to think it was chocolate, but now I think it might be runny poo. I give up.” It then made its way out into the water treatment plant, where it was cleaned to make richer, cleaner drinking water for human consumption. The water treatment plant forces chemicals out of the water so that it can be clean and efficient enough for people’s homes, baths and sink taps.
Meanwhile, back at the park, Mitchell took out his phone and went to Youtube to search up some funny videos to take his mind off of his brawl with his headmaster. When he looked around the recommendations page, he saw a video titled ‘Main Star Of Upcoming TV Show Fights With Co-Star!’. He dared himself not to click on the video, but he did, and the cheers of the crowd and Mitchell’s screams filled his head as he felt guilty over what he had done to upset everyone at the cinema. He dropped his phone into the drain and he began crying too.
The phone made its way along the sewer, past rats and giant worms and the hissing, spitting alligator who once again said, “I don’t believe it, first chocolate that turns into poo and now a bloody phone! I knew I should’ve stayed in the swamp.” It ended up at the water treatment plant, where some workers found the phone and fished it out with a net. They tried to turn it on, but it electrocuted and shut down. “We should call somebody,” said one worker.
“Mitchell, I’m so sorry,” said Becky back at the park, “I only wanted a taste of that chocolate fountain. Now look at me - a pink-haired wreck!” “You’re not!” said Mitchell, “You’re still the same cute girly genius everyone will know and adore.” “No I’m not!” whined Becky, “I ate the chocolate from the chocolate fountain and now I’m on the verge of getting tooth decay and bad grades and then I won’t end up on CBBC at all.” “BECKS!” cried Mitchell, and Becky stopped. “Think about what you’re doing to hurt yourself. You are not sharing with anyone, making the cinema a brutal place of war and savage fights. Next time, you have to share, or else you’ll never make any friends in your life.”
Becky thought for a moment. Then, as the rain stopped and the sun broke through the clouds, she calmly said, “I understand, Mitchell,” and hugged him like she never hugged him before. Templeton joined in the hug too, and later at home Becky wrote an apology letter to the cinema asking for forgiveness for eating the chocolate fountain that was used to promote the Strange Hill High screening. She wrote:
“Dear sir/madam,
I am writing to explain that I am really sorry for all the violence and disruption I caused over eating from a chocolate fountain. I understand that once again, I have to share with my friends, and I feel that what I did was wrong. So, can you make the screening happen again? Only if we promise to share. Thank you.
Yours sincerely,
Becky Butters.”
The screening did go as plan, and Mitchell, Becky and Templeton went back to selling popcorn. Mr Abercrombie went up to them, his arm in a sling and with a black eye too, and he apologised to Mitchell for mentioning his old school. “That’s okay, Abs,” said Mitchell, “We all have a tragic past sometimes, but now, we can forget it.” “Hey, how’s about we ignore the chocolate fountain and instead have some sausage rolls?” “Yeah!” said Mitchell and Templeton together, and so they shared sausage rolls together as a way of their new look on sharing.
Meanwhile, at the water treatment plant, the workers had made Mitchell’s phone into a huge robotic monster, who boomed “All sentient beings will phone their friends and cause violence among the world.” “Good,” said one of the workers, “Now go forth and cause chaos!”
Friday, 17 February 2023
My Little Pony: A Cocoa Problem
By now you've probably already seen 'Ponies In Real Life' videos like this one:
So while I was reading the My Little Pony Joke Book aloud to myself, I was wondering: what if the My Little Pony TV series did the Roger Rabbit effect featuring in some movies and TV shows?
That's where The Cocoa Problem comes in. In this story, the Mane 6 and Zecora are seen floating about in a mug of hot chocolate, using marshmallows as platforms or things to hold onto to keep away from the heat of the drink they're floating in. Even Spike gets involved. However, the ponies quickly escape just as a young woman sits down to enjoy her cocoa, and drinks up Pinkie Pie. The Mane 6 scream out for their friend, but then pose as toys as the woman looks around to see who screamed. She coughs up pink hair belonging to Pinkie Pie, then she hears a voice calling: "You swallowed me, silly!"
During the end credits, Pinkie is seen crawling out of the woman's mouth and leaving the room as fast as she could.
Thursday, 16 February 2023
Relax With Beep & Mort
Beep & Mort are my new best friends from Sky's new ad-free kids' channel!
It's lovely to see a robot like Beep relaxing with some organic kids amongst the quiet of the woods. And to think, Furaha and Jetfire developed a better relationship than these guys! That's exactly what Luke, Resus, Cleo and me would be doing too.
Wednesday, 15 February 2023
Funny Cheeks
How can you tell between a chipmunk, a cat and a baby? They all have chubby cheeks, that's what! But of course, there's Funny Cheeks from Orlando, a team of face painters and balloon modellists who I find extremely talented. I look up face painters all over the world now because of the Bluey episode 'Curry Quest', where Mackenzie's mum paints Bingo's face so she can look like a tiger. This is one of them.
And this is the link to their website.
Tuesday, 14 February 2023
Monday, 13 February 2023
Zecora's Digs & Discoveries
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Hello, I'm Zecora, and I'm here to say,
Sophie was in a bad mood today,
But she found articles on Thomas Land
He may have heart, but engines? No hands!
This article talks about a Thomas DVD
Which she refuses to buy for her TV
Because Thomas is completely CGi,
And no models makes her cry,
In real life, Thomas is not CG yet
Is he still a model engine? You bet!
Sunday, 12 February 2023
Peppa Pig: Festival Of Fun (It's Okay, I Only Like Reading About Peppa)
The Peppa Pig My First Cinema Experiences have gone down really well with preschoolers alike - except for that one screening of horror trailers which left kids confused and crying when they were meant to see a fairy piglet with stars painted on her face - but still, this family went to a premiere of the movie and...it wasn't as good as Bluey, but it still has satisfying story titles...aaaaand my Coke bottle farted. Oh, and did I forget to mention? I don't like the TV series, and I don't like those disgusting Youtube videos, because obviously Peppa is Queen Of Youtube Kids, but I love all the books about her, especially the story ones and the learning ones.
On Zecora's Marks
Zecora and I went out for the most tiring yet exhilarating day of my life! She brought me a lunch of sandwiches, sausage rolls and cookies which I stuffed into my mouth in double quick time.
She also brought me a My Little Pony magazine seeing how popular Izzy and her friends are in the place we're going, Maretime Bay.
Not those ponies, but the CGI ponies of course! Anyway, when we got to Maretime Bay, I had finished my grub in about 1 second flat! I asked Zecora to search up Fluttershy and her friends on her phone, and she found everyone - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie and everyone! She even found out about herself - luckily, unlike the Google Yourself Challenge, where people see romantic and sexy images of themselves, she saw images from the show relating to her. She even found out about her perchance to rhyme and make potions.
We next talked about how The Lion Guard was too violent for preschoolers, and how instead of that, Disney Junior might create a show called 'The Lion King: Wonders Of The Pride Lands' where Simba shows his young cub Kiara the wonders of nature. This lead to talk of Tales Of The Riverbank, and the adorable real animals they used for the show. This all lead up from a conversation about Paw Patrol.
At Sweet Hooves Cafe in Manehatten, Zecora got me one of those windy hot chocolates that make me burp. I don't know what the kind cafe owner was on, but he kept burping when he served the hot chocolate. As we drank our hot chocolate, we talked about how my Autistica idea would branch out into a magazine series like StoryBox, which contained, according to its description, book-length stories, facts, puzzles and games. I also had ideas for my interactive TV series for autistic children and adults, such as facts and slang from Australia, paintings such as Starry Night by Vincent Van Gough (Little Einsteins, anyone?) and even a trip through time to discover different incarnations of things, such as one which goes through similarities between Thomas & Friends and My Little Pony.
The problem was, it was a very bumpy ride! I even met the two black Highland cows on the way. Haven't seen them in ages. Have you?
Saturday, 11 February 2023
Sybil & Friends In Australia: Pool
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This picture above is of 47 ScreamStrt Drive, in Gold Coast in Australia. And in this lovely house, there’s a pool. A pool, you say? You might be thinking, “Sybil, you don’t live in Australia! You live in the UK!” Well, here’s a fact: since Scream Street aired in Australia, I have a big imagination which means I can go and live wherever I want. And that’s where I live. I live with my big brothers Luke the werewolf and Resus the vampire, my big Egyptian mummy sister Cleo, my three uncles Mike, Alston and Niles, my two aunts Bella and Sue, my mum and our two pets Dig and Lulu in this warm, cosy tranquil house right here in the Gold Coast.
It all started during the February summer (don’t laugh, it really is Summer from December to February in Australia), when the sun was bright hot and it was the type of weather for frying an egg on the hot road. It was so hot the crocodiles in the zoo were swimming around the keep cool, and wherever there was a wizard or witch or fairy, they were too baked to do any magic, especially Luella, who lives a few doors down from us. In our house, it was so hot, Luke, Resus, Cleo and I were lying flaked out on the sofa, looking as if the sun had drained the life out of us. “Whew,” I sighed, waving a paperback book in front of my face, “I feel like I’ve been in an oven for 10 hours.” “Who thinks that a young boy with fur under his skin could become a cake baking in the oven?” asked Luke. “I might be too furry to put into a cake if I turn into a werewolf.” “Summer’s great fun, and I bet the other kids in our neighbourhood are having water fights right now.”
I shut my eyes and tried to imagine Bluey and her family having a water fight with water bombs and water soakers in their backyard, their squeals of laughter filling my head. But suddenly, I realised. “Look look look, guys, I think we remember that time when Bandit forgot to take all the boring stuff to the pool..” Suddenly, an idea popped into my head like a badger in a tight hole. “THE POOL!” At once my heat exhaustion quickly fell from my head, and Luke and his sister and brother sat up. “Pool?” asked Luke. “You mean, the one outside?” asked Cleo. “Yeah, baby!” I cried, “Come on, let’s go and get changed.” “Did someone say pool?” asked a joyous voice. It was Uncle Mike. “Hi, dad,” said Luke. “We’re going to get changed. It’s pool time!” “Woohoo!” I cried. “Count me in,” said Uncle Mike, “I’ll go and tell the others.”
While I was in the bathroom getting changed, it felt like I was changing into my swimming cozzie for a long time. I had to stand there by myself so my siblings won’t see my private areas. Here’s what I said, which is much like what an ABC Me or Kids star would say if he or she were in a dressing room.
“Can someone answer my agent? It feels like I had a slight wardrobe malfunction here. Mmmm…yes, that chocolate fountain’s waiting for me in the dining area. Hoo, I think my bum’s exposed. What’s that, Bandit? Yeah, you can let Unicorse eat the last remaining cheese sandwiches made by the best boy. My big shot is coming in April, I can’t miss it. It’s my chance to be a star, now I’m starring in a documentary for synchronised swimming in Sydney. And Felicie, will you be my backup synchronised swimmer?”
“Who’s Felicie?” asked Luke. “The star of the film Ballerina!” laughed Cleo. “Although we prefer non-CGI Angelina Ballerina.” “Yeah, that drama queen of a Nutcracker mouse who’s always hitting her hormones hard over her friends, family and teachers.” Just then, the door opened and out I came, posing like the cover model for InStyle. “Ta-Da!” I said. “Oh, who’s ready for the pool?” and “Looking good!” were the responses of my friends. Resus pretended to use an imaginary camera to take photos, then a fan wanting my autograph, and then a reporter for ABC News, with his best Aussie accent. “So, Sybil, are you looking forward to swimming outside?” he asked, holding a pretend microphone to my mouth. “Your unicorn cozzie’s trending really well.” “Actually, yes, I love going out into the pool, though we have to look out for unicorn-eating komodo dragons sometimes.” “Then let them eat this!” Resus pretended to shove his pretend microphone into my mouth, knocking me to the ground, then he started to tickle me. Luke and Cleo laughed. Resus was always the playful one, no matter how sarcastic he tried to be.
Luke and Resus got changed next, while Cleo and I waited outside. Here’s what they said. They might be relevant to what they would say if they had a trailer for ABC Me:
“Don’t walk in on me, directors, getting changed here! When was the last time you used the toilet, Yoohoo? Gosh, it stinks of pink adorable lemur pee in here. What’s that? Your pee makes…lemonade?! Eeeeewww! And that must be you, Pear. Tell Orange to keep quiet until our pool break is up. Muffy, I can’t believe you have a pool at home! You must really be the star of the Crosswires for some good reason. If you grew up then and there, you’d be a movie star!”
That’s Luke. Here’s Resus.
“I’m so happy you called Luella. WHAT?! I’m embarrassed because you were caught posing for InStyle magazine, with a pair of unicorn goggles and pink zinc? Cool! All I need is my swimming trunks and then I’m ready to hit the pool. It’s not every day Chilli was last since wearing yellow zinc suncream with a pair of green and red crab goggles while filming the Bluey episode ‘Stickbird’. Speaking of, want to know what my predictions for the forthcoming season of Bluey would be? Relax and Stickbird would be a two-parter in disguise. It’ll proceed other episodes that came before it - Early Baby and Mums & Dads, Duck Cake and Handstand…anything, really.”
Outside in the backyard, Cleo and I were applying suncream zinc. Cleo applied blue zinc to her face, while I applied yellow and pink zinc, stripes down my arms and legs - yellow on the left, pink on the right - and pink and yellow zinc all over my face like I was supporting the Maroons or Blues during the State Of Origin game. “ROOOOOAAAARRR!” I yelled, pretending to be a lion watching a football game. Cleo jumped, and fell backwards into the pool. SPLASH! Her zinc washed off. “At least you turned the pool blue,” I laughed. “Well, the water is blue after all.” Cleo and I laughed and laughed. At last, all the grownups came out wearing coloured zinc and their swimgear, and Luke and Resus charged out wearing their swimming trunks. Luke’s was orange, while Resus’ was black with red stripes. They too were wearing coloured zinc - Luke had orange zinc, while Resus had green.
“Cleo’s already in, that’s great!” cried Luke. “I’ll dive in first!” I cried, “I’m a good jumper.” With one big leap I dived into the pool, splashing Cleo. I emerged, shaking my head as water sprayed everywhere. “And that’s why Aussie homes come equipped with pools.” I said. Luke came next. “CANNONBALL!” he shouted, and he leapt into the pool, splashing me and Cleo. We screamed as Luke emerged from underwater, much like a model in a perfume advert. “What’ya think?” he asked. “Hot!” I said, clapping my hands excitedly. “There are better boys I’ve fallen for.” said Cleo. Just then, we heard a frightened scream, and saw Resus falling into the pool. Niles had done it! Resus emerged coughing and spluttering as Luke and I giggled. “Daaaad,” said Cleo, “You know you shouldn’t be nasty to Resus.” Niles blushed. “Sorry, princess. I thought it was more fun. Plus, I got the dragon and unicorn floaties.” “Yaaaaaaay!” I cried, but then I stopped. “But we can’t divide the pool, or else we’ll go to war. Each of us will have to share the dragon and the unicorn together.”
“Still, what are we waiting for? Let’s kick back Aussie style!” cheered Luke, and we started splashing each other, laughing as we did. While the grownups sat on the comfy seats and talked, Niles blew up the unicorn floatie, while Luke, Resus, Cleo and I relaxed in the pool. “Aaaaaaahhh. What a lovely day to play in the pool.” I sighed, sipping an imaginary orange cocktail. “Want one?” “Sure, if that’s what a star mummy does.” Cleo took a sip of my imaginary cocktail and imagined that sun turning into a giant orange slice. Cleo suddenly remembered words she learnt from her friend Orange:
“Remember, don’t you DARE think of me cut in half!”
“Oh! Sorry, Sybil, I was just drifting into a dream where everything was as fruity as a reality show.” smirked Cleo. “Maybe something was sprinkled into your cocktail. Could it be…unicorn juice?” I looked over the side of the pool and called to Niles. “Uncle Niles! Is the unicorn floatie ready yet?” “Not yet, sweetie!” called Niles. I sank back into the water, my eyes drooping with disappointment. “Don’t worry, Sybil,” reassured Cleo, “I think this time we really do smell of blueberries.” “And I smell like popcorn and candyfloss at a hippy market!” I added, feeling quite happy again. Just then, I saw Luke partially transform his nose and mouth into a werewolf snout, and sniff the air. “Is that…” And then he turned towards me. “Mmmmmmm…popcorn!” he drooled.
Friday, 10 February 2023
My Little Pony: Zecora Has Best Days
This is the best day of my life! Zecora took me out in her black and white car for a trip out, and being the mentor she is, she always plans some nice little treat for me, just like the children's mother in The Faraway Tree. Hey, that rhymed! I really am taking after Zecora, aren't I?
At first, I thought a spell had been placed on her by Queen Chrysalis, because she didn't want me to rock the car, for we might swerve. Being an ancient zebra and all, she loved to drive a car out of the show. By show, I meant My Little Pony. However, when we got to the car park of the supermarket, she laughed and said she wasn't possessed by the Changeling queen after all. She got me a nice feast, ready for an adventure to Shin Falls. She also went to the Sugarcube Corner section and got a Lionheart Surprise - a chocolate caramel shortbread slice and some hot cocoa - specially made by Pinkie Pie and her real parents, Mr & Mrs Cake. I couldn't think of a better mentor to share it with.
On the way, we spotted a sign that read that the A9 was closed, but that was alright, because we were on our way to Lairg. We passed White Tail Woods, where Bambi stopped to wave at us, along with his friends Thumper and Flower, just like that moment during the song about Jess in the classic Postman Pat where Alf and Dorothy stopped what they're doing to wave at Jess and Pat as they passed by. We talked about how grown up I was understanding what Mum has taught me, all the metaphors I learned from Wild Congo and Wild Australia, our holiday in the Crystal Mountains where we saw an aggressive Snowgator and a polar bear with some new cubs, which we called Cleo and Fizz, and what Fluttershy's been up to with her support worker Meadow Sweet and how her daughter Gentle Glow gave Twilight Sparkle, Rarity and helpless Hairdorables dolls bad haircuts, to which she laughed and said I could be an awful comic when I wanted.
Next, since the weather was bad, we stopped to have our picnic near the woods in Everfree Forest. It was a gourmet delight, and the sausage rolls, Babybel and Twirls she got me were so nice. Zecora promised she'll take me and my friends on holiday to Australia next, where she'll show us the dream house I looked up online. We reminisced about the time she took me, Luke, Resus, Cleo and the Mane 6 to see the fireworks and have fish and chips while we watched them, and then I got severely drunk and overtired, blabbering nonsense while Cleo and Applejack began crying. Good times. Then there was the time she took me to see the Christmas lights, and said friends came along too, not to mention the fact that we were stuck in a freezing cold car while Zecora went to a friend of her's.
Zecora and I also talked about the classic TV show The Herbs, one I used to watch as a kid, when we saw two creatures that looked like the Chives on the side of a vegetable van. Left right left right left right left right left right! It was very soothing, according to Zecora....and very musical too. In my head I was thinking to myself: whoever knew an owl, lion and dog could sing, hoot, howl, bark and roar at the same time? She told me too that she had two younger cousins who lived with their mother in Africa, and love things like Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Sonic The Hedgehog, Spider-Man and Batman.
We went for a little drive as we went home, spotting things like a waterfall and a duck swimming on a patch of water. It was when Zecora agreed to do things at my own pace since I got stressed last October. She was about to turn the wrong way then, and she laughed that she would adopt me as her daughter! Oh my god...
I have had enough after a long day, and Zecora congratulated me on being a good girl, growing up, being mature and displaying good manners. I tell her that I sometimes forget, and that's when I told my zebra friend something really important:
"Everybody has their own little piece of perfect inside."
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